Tuesday, December 17, 2013


Frozen (2013) Written and Directed by Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee

 

Anna: But I want to help!

Kristoff: No! I don't trust your judgment!

Anna: Excuse me?

Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met?

Anna: It's true love!

 

Frozen is the story of two sisters, princesses.  The elder, Elsa (Idina Menzel) has formidable powers of ice and snow , but when she accidentally hurts her sister Anna (Kristen Bell) she withdraws into herself, trying desperately to suppress them.  Since Anna’s memories of Elsa’s powers had to be removed, she doesn’t understand why this is happening, and the sisters grow apart.


The story follows Anna’s desperate need for connection, and goes through her meeting, and becoming engaged to Hans (Santino Fontana), a minor princeling (13th in the succession) from a neighboring kingdom.  Anna is sure it is true love, but when a row with her sister over the matter reveals Elsa’s out of control powers, it is all Anna can do to try to reach her sister, high up the mountains, with the help of Kristoff, local ice-cutter, his reindeer Sven, and Olaf, an enchanted snowman reconstituted by Elsa’s emotional blizzard.  Anna and Elsa must learn lessons about trust…both in others, and themselves.


I won’t go into more of the story, except to say it is a fairly standard, if delightfully told, animated adventure.  The art is beautiful, the music memorable, and the whole affair immensely entertaining.  None of that is why I love this story, though it all certainly helps.


What I love about this story is the message.
 

The protagonists are girls; sisters.  Anna is our hero.  The boys who act as love interests are, well, love interests. But the sisters are far from passive.  There are no damsels, sitting high in their ivory towers waiting for rescue…Elsa may be in an icy tower high on the Matterhorn, but she is not waiting to be rescued; she is trying to save others from herself, from the powers of ice and snow that have slipped her rigid control.  Elsa is not a victim; she is a sacrifice.


Anna is not waiting for rescue either.  She is attempting to rescue the entire kingdom of Arendelle from her sister’s frigid melt down, and Elsa from herself.  Anna is not waiting for rescue, but is moving to rescue others.  When was the last time a girl was cast in that role in an animated movie?  Mulan?  Anna gets help, particularly from Kristoff (Jonathan Groff), the local ice-cutter, noted for his big features, big feet, and big opinion of his own worth.  He’s rough, crude, a bit self-centered, but kind.  And anyone who has a reindeer like Sven can’t be all bad. 


Further, the nobles in this piece are shown to be more than cookie cutter representations who are just there to give our heroine the thing that provides her with worth; a pedigree.  From the romantically supercharged Hans to the ridiculous but scheming Duke (Alan Tudyk) they have personalities, foibles, faults.  They aren’t quite three dimensional….but they are at least bas relief. 


The sisters solve their own problems.  They help each other.  It is a wonderful feminist metaphor.  Each is willing to sacrifice themselves for the other.  Both are proactive in seeking the other’s greater good.  There is also a wonderful Queer Theory metaphor in Elsa’s trying to hide, suppress, and control the powers that are a part of her, that set her apart from others, and how those powers seem to want to come out of the closet.


Gone are the patriarchal story of the princess, who by virtue of her beauty and station is whisked away to happily ever after by some handsome prince.  These are women who seeing others in trouble, move to help because they can, and because they should.  And that makes this a movie with a message I want the girls in my life to grow up with.
 
 

Monday, December 9, 2013

Book Review: Isabel Allende's ZORRO


Zorro by Isabel Allende

 



Chilean author Isabel Allende has taken on the daunting task of providing the classic El Zorro with the one thing he never seemed to be able to steal since his birth in 1919 to pulp writer Johnston McCulley, an origin story.  Here, Señora Allende takes elements from his various incarnations in pulps, books, comics, television and movies, and weaves them into a tapestry of high adventure, providing a link for the faithful Bernardo (his milk brother) Toranado, his faithful steed, and the despicable Rafael Moncado. 

 

As the son of the prosperous hacienda owner, Don Alejandro de la Vega, Diego de la Vega was privileged.  His mother however was a mestizo, a powerful warrior woman named Toypurnia.  In winning her heart, Alejandro ensured that his son would have a much wider view of the world.  Growing up with his milk brother, Bernardo, Diego learned to love people for who they were, not where they came from.  Sent to Spain by his father to complete his education, he falls in love, falls out of favor, falls in with Gypsies, and falls into a secret organization that will shape his life.  Each quest and adventure seems to give Diego a new skill, or forge a new strength, or burn away a weakness, all of which moves the young Diego and Bernardo to their destiny.

 

It is a curious thing, because Allende throws in the most humanizing elements in really spectacular ways; Isabel de Romeu has a wandering eye, described as cute and endearing, and Zorro’s mask performs the all important job of pinning his distinctive jug ears to his head.  And honestly, these little imperfects, discussed casually in an offhand manner really do much to bring the heroes from the pulps to people you can relate to.

 

But while her characters might be more down to earth, and subject to the same foibles, and pitfalls that harass thee and me, the adventure is purest pulp, from working undercover in a Gypsy circus, to fleeing arrest disguised as religious pilgrims to their harrowing capture by the Pirate, Jean Lafitte.  Zorro takes on soldiers with pistols and muskets with sword and whip, and they are no match for his brilliance.  He rights the wrongs, punishes the wicked, and helps the destitute.  He is, in every possible way, a Hispanic Robin Hood.

 

I think that is why his story is doing so well right now.  Diego de la Vega is a rich man, but his sympathies lie with the common man.  In these times of banks that are too big to fail, and bankers who are too rich to jail, and politicians who are quite comfortable lying to your face when they know the proof is on tape, it is heartening to see a hero who stands up to them, who brings down their plots and schemes, who helps the oppressed, and does it all without sinking to their level.  That is why Zorro was so popular, at the start of the Roaring Twenties, when the Robber Barons ruled, and during the Depression, when the entire country suffered from their unbridled excesses.  When the government stepped in and regulated business and protected the people, Zorro’s popularity waned.  Now, with the regulations set in place by our great grandfathers all stripped away, the time of corrupt, untouchable elite has returned, and Zorro, unsurprisingly rides again to find himself relevant once more.

 

The version I “read” was audio; the narrator was Blaire Brown, and it was a delightful experience.  There is something…refreshing…in seeing a swashbuckling adventure told through the eyes of a woman.  Usually when you think of Tarzan, Zorro, pirates, and other “boys’ adventures” you think of, well, male narrators, male authors, male sensibilities.  But filtering Don Diego de la Vega’s ideas about women and romance through our humble narratoress adds a rich dimension to the proceedings.

 

All in all, it was an excellent and enjoyable read, and it has prompted me to go forth and find the original works by Johnston McCulley, I having never read them before, only experiencing Zorro second hand in comics, TV and movies.  I have to say, I am looking forward to it.

Monday, November 25, 2013


Thor: The Dark World (2013) Directed by Alan Taylor

 

Sif: I had things under control!

Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

 

It’s been two years since the alien attack on New York…two years since Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) last saw her love, Thor (Chris Hemsworth).  However when gravimetric and quantum anomalies begin cropping up, she and her intern Darcy (Kat Dennings) and HER intern, Ian (Jonathan Howard) investigate interesting floating trucks and strange teleportation phenomena.  It is of course a prelude to bigger problems, the convergence, a 5000 year event where the nine worlds converge, and the veils between Asgard, Midgard (that’s us), Jotunheim, and even Svartalfheim become very…permeable.

 

And because Jane is who she is, she is sucked through a portal directly into the most secret vault Asgard ever built, and infected with a Dark Elf weapon of mass destruction, the Aether.  That’s like thee or me being sucked into the warehouse where they put the Ark of the Covenant, or into NORAD’s launch code room.  And then hitting the launch button.

 

Anyhoo, the very act of touching the Aether awakens the last of the Svartalves, and their leader Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) is on his way to do battle with Asgard, find the Aether, and use it, and the Convergence to blot out all light in the universe.

 

And since they are subtle creatures of high magic and immense power, Thor will need help in the sneaky department….his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) God of Mischief.

 

It is a great set up; the McGuffin is a WMD, and it’s in Thor’s girlfriend.  The fate of the nine realms is at stake as well as the throne of Asgard.  And Thor is presented with  a choice; the throne of Asgard, or the life of a hero.  The expected duty of marriage to the lovely Sif (Jaimie Alexander) or the brief doomed affair with Jane.  Remember, Thor is Asgardian.  His life span is measured in millennia.  Jane will wither and die in decades. 

 

And that is what moves this above the simple action flick with killer special effects (and oh my, it does have those in abundance!)  No, this is a very human drama; a father with two sons, one who ulcerates for the throne, and is totally unfit for it, the other who is perfect for the job, who by definition, wants nothing to do with it.  It is about a mother, Frigga (Rene Russo) who must watch a beloved child suffer his well deserved punishment, who must balance her desire to soften her husband’s heart against her duties to support him as her king.  It is about a father, Odin, (Anthony Hopkins) who must first be King, no matter the dictates of his heart.  And it is about a heart, Thor’s, which must find a path that serves the people who count on him, but is also true to itself.

 

It is also funny.  Intern Darcy, Intern’s intern Ian, and frequently nude astrophysicist Eric Selvig (Stellan Skarsgård, what is it about the Skarsgård men that they just can’t keep their clothes on?) makes sure that the movie doesn’t drown in its own weight of splendor and gravitas. 

 

Honestly, this is a superior movie to the first.  They listened to the feedback on the first film, and took out the elements that did not serve, and strengthened the movie over all.  If this keeps up, the third could win an Oscar.  One of the biggest complaints about the first was a lack of Chemistry between Thor and Jane.  I don’t know what Portman and Hemsworth did to address the issue, but it has been addressed, and the chemistry works.  In a year rich with Superhero Movies, this last one stands out as one of the finest.

Saturday, November 23, 2013


Riddick (2013) Directed by David Twohy

 

One down... Three down. Six down.  Nine.  You see where I'm going with this?—Riddick


When last we left Riddick (Vin Diesel), he was Lord Marshall of the Necromongers.  You knew that wasn’t going to last.  Now we find him on a desert planet, banged up, scratched and torn, with a broken leg, and not much going for him than a stubborn refusal to die.


The planet he thought he was going to was Furya; his home.  But that was just the bait Vaako (Karl Urban) set him up with.  The first chance one of his ‘loyal minions’ got, Krone (Andreas Apergis) betrayed him, left him for dead and went back home, one assumes to become the new Lord Marshall, since you keep what you kill….
 

Riddick doesn’t die easy.  Not for the tiger-striped Jackal Wolves, not for the Ptera-Vultures, and not for the Water Scorpions.  Every challenge he meets, and overcomes, because he’s Riddick.


He and his pet tiger-striped jackal wolf head off for lusher lands only to find a Merc station.  That means food, shelter, bear traps, and other fun stuff.  It’s the perfect place for Riddick to shed his civilized veneer, and get back to being an animal.  But when Jackal Wolf sees rain in the distance, Riddick knows from his reaction his time on this planet is just about up….


And so he calls for a taxi, by broadcasting on The Bounty Hunter Network exactly where he is.  He attracts two ships, one belongs to Santana (Jordi Mollà) and his crew of rough and tumble mercs who just want the bounty on Riddick’s head (double if he is brought back dead).  The other ship is a more professional operation run by Boss Johns (Matt Nable).  Riddick only needs one ship.  You would think they would just give it to him….it certainly would be easier on them.


It is a return to Pitch Black, and the theme of Man Versus Nature, or in this case, Homicidal Killing Machine Versus Planet Full of Predators Gone Wild.  Gone is the mythic “Destiny” storyline of the Chronicles of Riddick, and it’s just back to one man who is going to survive, and will cut down anything that gets in his way.  It is the formula that made Pitch Black a cult classic, and that straying from made The Chronicles of Riddick such a disappointment. 


It’s got the old magic.  And it’s got a teaser shot of a naked Riddick.   Less teasery and more substantial is the shot of Dahl’s (Katie Sackhoff) breast.  So yes, this movie officially has T&A.  And much more than that it has that patented brand of calm self assured Riddick Violence, delivered in copious doses.  The Cans of Whupazz come in six-packs around here. 


It of course has some problems…it sort of goes with the territory.  The one that stuck in my mind was the fact that it really is Pitch Black all over again.  “There is something horrible that comes out only when….”  We saw this movie.  It was great.  Now here’s the same movie, and yes, it is good.  But…didn’t we see this before?


If that doesn’t bother you (or if you can overlook it for the space of 119 minutes) then this movie is a great way to end the Summer Action Movie Season.

Friday, November 22, 2013

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE Remember Who the Enemy Is.


The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) Directed by Frances Lawrence

 

Prim: Since the last games, something is different. I can see it.

Katniss: What can you see?

Prim: Hope.

 

The second part of any trilogy has an uphill battle.  The first part is the set up.  The third part is the climax.  The second part often has a little trouble finding its own voice.

 

Not here.  The twisted world of Pan-Am makes sure that there are twists and turns, and raised stakes; after all, the Hunger Games are all about showmanship.

 

Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) understands showmanship.  His confession of love for Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) was brilliant showmanship.  It is irrelevant that it is also true…for Peeta.  The crowd believes it, and falls in love with Katniss Everdeen, a girl who is lovable precisely because she has no use for or skill in pretense.  Snow doesn’t like the crowd loving Katniss.  Katniss has an unfortunate habit of speaking her mind.  She has an unforgivable gift for making grand gestures.  What Snow wants is a tool he can use to pacify the crowds.  The Hunger Games are bread and circuses…short on the bread, heavy on the circus.  Katniss is supposed to be a symbol that the best and the brightest of the 12 districts are nothing more than play things for the Capital.  But Katniss tends to play by her own rules.

 

So does President Snow (Donald Sutherland).  This is the 75th Hunger Games, and that means it’s a Quarter Quell, a time to remind the districts how heavy is the boot of the Capital upon their throats.  In the last Quarter Quell, they demanded twice as many tributes.  That was the one where Haymitch (Woody Harralson) was the sole survivor.  This year…they are drawing tributes only from the victors….

 

I could tell you about the rest of the movie, the strategy, the clever machinations of the Gamesmaster, Plutarch Heavenesbee (Philip Seymour Hoffman) the 24 interesting ways to die, the alliances, the betrayals of the Hunger Games, but instead I want to talk about why I think these movies and the books that inspired them are important in today’s world.

 

Part and parcel of what makes Pan-Am such a hellhole to live in is the extreme inequality of wealth; the districts starve while in the capital, they throw up so they can eat more.  The capital cares only about appearance, and the latest thing, with little concern for substance. They care about pain.  They care about fear.  They care about power.  They want the populace to be so afraid of losing what little they have, they can’t think about what they should have.

 

Mostly, they are concerned about symbols.  Symbols can cut through fear, they can cut through lethargy. Symbols like the Mocking Jay, symbols like Katniss Everdeen, and Peeta Mellark who were willing to die rather than let the capital separate them.

 

There are so many good reasons why children should be required to read these books, and to watch these movies.  First, Katniss is a wonderful role model.  Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t starve herself to fit into a size 2, and yet, no one could deny that she is a lovely young lady.  Further, Katniss’ competence, intelligence, and spirit make her far prettier than Cinna (Lenny Kravitz) and his crew could ever do with any amount of special effects clothing lines, eye-shadow and foundation. 

The movie values courage, ingenuity, and doing the right thing, even when the cost is high.

Most of all, I think the theme of the movies are, “I asked ‘Why doesn’t someone do something?’ then I realized, I was Someone.”

 

That is a wonderful message at any age. 

 

And the most delightful part of course is that this is only the second part of the trilogy.  We have one more to look forward to, and I do.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS.  For the love of God, go see Star Trek: Into Darkness as quickly as you can: The Spoilers will be flying fast and heavy, and you will have a lot more fun if you beat them to the theatre.

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This movie is amazing, because it is a great Sci Fi movie that just happens to be Star Trek.  Remember how the best episodes were relevant to the issues of today?  Viet Nam, Racial Tensions, the Cold War, Biological Warfare?  This movie is very relevant to today. STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS. Click the link to check my full review.



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Check out the first of the Reboot: J.J Abrams 2009 STAR TREK






















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Check out Chris Pine in This Means War.



















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Zachary Quinto

Check out Mr. Spock in the excellent Margin Call.

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Benedict Cumberbatch

And check out our oh so clever villain in a remarkably similar role as Sherlock.

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Thursday, May 2, 2013

IRON MAN 3: The Man Behind the Iron Mask

IRON MAN 3: The Man Behind the Iron Mask.

Robert Downey Jr. returns as the brash-but-brilliant Tony Stark in what may be the Superhero movie of the summer.  Check out my full review: IRON MAN 3.